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According to Wikipedia it was a common practice in Cambodia under the Khmer Rouge to shoot coconut water right into people's veins to treat dehydration. Also, there's so much potassium in coconut water that Indians used to use it to cause potassium-induced renal failure in people who got too old.
For someone who needs hydration and electrolytes, this is all great news.
The reason that it feels like your brain is peeling away from the inside of your skull right now is that your brain is literally peeling away from the inside of your skull. This is happening because you peed out all of the water that your organs need. So, rather than failing, your organs are sucking the water out of your brain:
Coconut water also does wonders for preventing a hangover if you drink a bunch of it before crawling off to bed. That doesn't do you any good right now, but go ahead and get some to have around for next time. We recommend Vita Coco 100% Pure Coconut Water. Grab a six-pack on Amazon. It'll save you money in the long run.
And don't forget to pack a wife.